Ruby's Status Update

Subject: Ruby's Status Update Mon Nov 02, 2015 1:30 am

Facepalm game so strong I'm getting permenant handprints on my forehead. #NoShadeBut

Subject: Re: Ruby's Status Update Wed Nov 04, 2015 5:04 am

Sometimes it takes all of my willpower to not burn another orifice in someone's body. #Honestly

Subject: Re: Ruby's Status Update Mon Aug 15, 2016 9:59 pm

I got some stuff to get of my chest, because sweet Erendor, these past two years have been a wild ride. Some people really like to play the victims

No shade but why are all the RF boys so problematic, especially when it comes to girls. Like that guy, what was his name, Rory? Rory over here got "His Girl" snatched up by basically "His Girl v2". And remember when "His Girl v2" dated THIS guy?

Remember when that ice chick got hung up over a male model and said he was like the love of her life? CHILL, Elsa. You can't marry a man you just met. And I just don't feel like "Daddy Issues" , or whatever family problems they have in common, is a proper bonding platform for a relationship.

While we're at it I need to talk about my roommate. The girl is crazy, always rambling on about how much better she is than her step sister or whatever their relationship is, talking about some fashion empire. If her perfume is any indication of her fashion style, sweetie, you need to step down. And I'm not too sure about her sister but she worked her way from the bottom to the top all of her life, and I respect that. Plus, half of the stuff she wears includes Ruby gemstones so she must be doing something right, tho I may be biased.

Why is this fairy sister girl always getting snubbed though? I've seen her fashion, I own some of her merch (got them second hand because your girl is a broke witch trying to make ends meet on scholarship working a burger joint) and yet this Amara chick keeps getting compared to a green haired rat and some rookie legless lookin pisces ? What's up with that? I mean I guess you can't win them all; unless you don't let anyone else win.

I also heard another roommate of mine might've murdered someone or whatever. Like, she straight up pushed a chick off of a balcony or something. That's savage; but that's a story for another time. I heard there were some absurd reactions over that, including some girl broke down and ran away or something. I don't think that girl even knew the person who died, like chill. But I can't be one to talk; I wasn't there for that. What's with so many people dying this year?

Maria, the unspeakable M-word. I know Breanne will have my head over me mentioning her, but the witch has problems. She knew her in like a matter of 6 hours. It's not like, oh, your twin sister died. No, she knew Maria in like half a waking day. And Bre says I have attachment problems.

Some of these fairies at Alfea have problems too. Like I remember one time I saw this grey haired gran trying to get up in the grill of this one legged guy. She was on his hEELS and he was having none of it. Calm down lady, do you even go to that school, giving him some PTSD or whatever.

There was that princess who got mADD upset because she thought her Knight In Shining Armor boyfriend was cheating on her, but from what I gather, all he was doing was stand next to another girl to teleport her somewhere or w/e. IDEK the status of their relationship anymore. I think one of them might've died. I can't keep up with all the deaths and resurrections around here.
Speaking of which, what happened to sailor moon princess. Didn't her long lost cousin demote or disown her or something? Wow.

Well I guess when you try to act like the queen, you better be prepared to find out who's really the man in charge and have your title handed to you.

And Photonics, whatever her name is. I don't know, I just don't like her. She's problematic. Because I say so. Fight me.

I'm done with all this witch/relationship/boy/death drama.
I guess I'll just leave you with this photo of Roll, the guy who "the world hates" and gets "no love" or whatever.

Subject: Re: Ruby's Status Update Wed Aug 31, 2016 9:43 pm

Diane told me to watch the oven Smile

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