I Can't Believe You Did That!

Subject: I Can't Believe You Did That! Thu Aug 09, 2012 6:07 am

This story was started in 2007 when I was starting to learn more about the RAI dub so I didn't reference 4Kids as much unless it was parody. I hope you like it.

I Can't Believe you Did That!

Unreal things done by the Winx Club Cast

Summary: It has been said that you shouldn't believe everything that you read. This is very true in this series of short drabbles about the Winx Club cast.

Disclaimer: Yeah that's what you get when you play a country song backwards.-That's what you get- Rascall Flatts

Dedication: Discussions about Diaspro

Chapter One: Diaspro's Career Change

It had been a good six months since Bloom and Sky had saved Princess Diaspro from the Patchamen (1) on planet Eraklion. Which made it about a year and a half since Diaspro had found out that Sky was cheating on her with Bloom. Which meant that she had been in therapy for about fifteen months barring that one week she had been kidnapped.

Diaspro woke up one morning on planet Isis and decided that it was time to move on. Who knows why? Maybe she figured it'd be better for her to get on with her life than to mope around over a two timing slut? Or maybe she was just incredibly bored.

Whatever the reason Diaspro walked downstairs to where her parents were having breakfast dressed like a barrel racer from a local rodeo causing her father to gag on his scrambled egg whites.

"Darling, what is that get up?" Diaspro's mother demanded in a startled tone.

"It's my new outfit for my new career." Diaspro announced cheerfully.

"New career? What do you mean?" Diaspro's father asked, having recovered from nearly dying from scrambled egg whites.

"Why, I'm going to become a country western singer." Diaspro chirped. "I figure I have a good ten or twenty songs from Prince Sky alone. I'm gonna be a star!"

Diaspro would have continued, but her mother had to rush out of the room to call an ambulance since the King had just collapsed from a heart attack.

Pull your hat down tight and just LeDue it!
(2)

Okay I told you that they'd be short drabbles.

1.) That's the RAI version name for those guys who kidnapped Diaspro. In 4Kids they were called the Wrong Righters.

2.) Bet you can't name the singer who sang that line!

Subject: Re: I Can't Believe You Did That! Thu Aug 09, 2012 7:09 am

Excellent Work Smile

Subject: Re: I Can't Believe You Did That! Sat Aug 11, 2012 2:37 am

I Can't Believe you Did That!

Unreal things done by the Winx Club Cast

Summary: It has been said that you shouldn't believe everything that you read. This is very true in this series of short drabbles about the Winx Club cast.

Disclaimer: I wanna be like Anna Nicole Smith! I wanna go for the drooling old guys with money!

Dedication: Random boredom and my eight wonderful reviewers.

Chapter Two: Bloom's Change of Heart

Bloom was sitting in her dorm room with her friends thinking about how to break her latest piece of realm shattering news when the dorm phone rang.

"I'll get it!" Stella chirped diving for the phone. "It's probably for me anyway."

"How can it be for you if this is Bloom and Flora's room?" Layla asked confused.

"Because I'm popular, that's why." The blond replied smugly. "Hello, Bloom and Flora's room, Stella speaking"

"Hey Stella, is Bloom there" Sky asked on the other line.

The other girls watched in amusement as the blonde fairy's facial expression changed. "It's Sky." She said, tossing the phone to Bloom who backed away from the item as though it carried the bubonic plague.

"Bloom, what's wrong sweetie?" Flora asked concerned as she picked up the phone to hand it to her red haired friend.

"Did you and Sky have a fight?" Musa wondered.

"No, it's nothing like that." Bloom replied. "It's just that I'm not into Sky anymore."

"Oh? And just who are you interested in?" Stella asked curious.

The last princess of Sparx grinned secretively. "It's Saladine. I've decided that I want to date more mature men and he's just my type."

After a few moments of shocked silence, Layla finally decided to speak. "You know, I could have gone my entire life not knowing that."

End!

Subject: Re: I Can't Believe You Did That! Sat Aug 11, 2012 2:44 am

nice job

Subject: Re: I Can't Believe You Did That! Sun Aug 12, 2012 7:04 pm

This is kind of disapointing because this story has nearly 200 reviews on fanfiction Sad

I Can't Believe you Did That!

Unreal things done by the Winx Club Cast

Summary: It has been said that you shouldn't believe everything that you read. This is very true in this series of short drabbles about the Winx Club cast.

Disclaimer: Hello, Urology, can you hold?

Dedication: The 4Kids version of Musa, I just can't see her RAI counterpart doing this. And my wonderful reviewers- you guys are the best.

Chapter Three: The Ice Witch's New Groove

Darcy and Stormy arrived back to their base in the Omega dimension to the sound of loud hip hop music and the sight of Baltor cowering in a corner rocking back and forth.

"What do you think is wrong with him?" Stormy wondered aloud as the two witches stared at the evil Wizard.

"Make it stop! Make it stop!" Baltor begged as he grabbed hold of Darcy's ankle.

"Hey, get off of me!" the brunette witch shouted, trying in vain to shake the blonde wizard off of her leg.

"Where do you think Icy is?" Stormy asked.

"I have no idea." Darcy replied as she finally succeeded in shaking Baltor off of her leg. "But it sounds like she may be battling Musa so let's go check out where the noise is coming from."

"Do we have to?" the weather witch pouted.

"Do you want Baltor clinging to your leg next?"

"Point taken, let's go."

After going down a hall, the duo came upon Icy's bedroom. Since Stormy had lost in a game of paper, scissors rock she had to open the door, but neither girl was prepared for the sight of Icy, clad in a light blue one shoulder tank top, baggy white jeans and blue and white sneakers.

Darcy stared at her partner in crime in absolute shock. "What did you do to your hair?" the brunette witch finally managed to gasp. Icy's silvery locks were done up in a style that made the ice witch look like Usagi gone wrong. (1)

"What up homies?" Icy slurred as she continued to dance to some rap song that had just come on.

"What happened to you?" Stormy demanded, trying to keep her voice calm.

"Don't be hatin'. Dis is my new look!" Icy exclaimed in bad slang. "I thought that Musa looked blazin' in her gear so I went and got some of my own."

Stormy looked at Icy like she'd grown two heads. Darcy held the doorjamb in a death grip in a futile attempt not to fall over. Finally they looked at eachother and began to scream. "Make it stop! Make it stop!"

Let's get it started in here!

Wow, two chapters in less than twenty-four hours. And thanks so much for the reviews. I hope it was my story and not the threat of Cordatorta in Musa's Enchantix. Hey if it was, review again or I'll make Sky dress up as the Sugar Plum Fairy and dance the Nutcracker Suite.

Sky: Ow, that sounds painful.

CHW: I know.

Sky: Please review

1.) I don't know if I have to clarify this or not but Usagi was/is the original name of Serena from Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon and she had a very unique hair style.

Charmix Fairy Posts : 100 Age : 24 Location : U.K - London

I can imagine icy like that *shudders*

Subject: Re: I Can't Believe You Did That! Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:40 pm

BeCkKeE7 wrote:: I can imagine icy like that *shudders*

It's pretty scarey eh? Well here's another one Smile

I can't Believe You Did That!

Unreal things done by the Winx Club Cast

Summary: It has been said that you shouldn't believe everything that you read. This is very true in this series of short drabbles about the Winx Club cast.

Disclaimer: If you slap me, I'm not gonna turn the other cheek. Oh no, I'm gonna get out of slapping distance. Do I look stupid to you?

Chapter Four: Anger Management for Linpheans (1)

Musa and Layla had been walking through the halls of Alfea when they heard a loud crash coming from the junior dorms.

"Wow, that sounded expensive." Musa noted as Layla winced at the noise.

"Do you think we should go investigate?" Layla asked in a worried tone. She really didn't feel like checking out all the crashing and yelling, but the princess of Andros(2) figured if Musa was going to do it she would too.

"I guess it couldn't hurt." Musa replied with a shrug, much to Layla's displeasure. But none the less the fairy of fluids followed the fairy of music down the halls, listening as the crashing grew louder.

"That's odd, it seems to be coming from Bloom and Flora's room." Layla commented as the pair stopped at the doors leading to their friends' room.

"Yeah, but Bloom's out on a date with Sky. And this is completely out of character for Flora so something's got to be up." Musa replied

"Maybe it's the Trix, they have been snooping around lately."

"If it is them, they'll be sorry."

Musa and Layla quickly transformed into their enchantix forms and burst into the dorm.

"Okay witches, your room trashing days are over!" Musa shouted preparing to attack.

"By the great dragon!" Flora gasped, quickly dropping the vase she was about to smash-it immediately shattered into a million pieces on the floor. "Musa what are you doing in here? You too Layla. And in your enchantix forms."

"We uh, thought that the Trix had invaded Alfea again." Musa admitted blushing.

"And we got scared when we heard the crashing coming from your room." Layla added. "So, why were you screaming and breaking things?"

"This new book I've been reading called Anger Management for Dummies." Flora replied holding up a book. "It says that people who complain live longer and keeping all your emotions on the inside can lead to heart failure."

"Oh, that's nice." Layla said as she began to slowly back away.

"I'm so glad you came by though." Flora continued. "I was just about to start setting things on fire, would you care to join me?"

Musa and Layla flew out of Flora's hearing distance as fast as their fancy wings could carry them.

"Hmm, I wonder what I said." Flora mused as she proceeded to set Bloom's stuff on fire.

Here's hoping we find better days.

1.) Flora's home planet in the RAI version.

2.) Layla's home planet in the RAI version.