Cleverbot discussions

Subject: Cleverbot discussions Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:25 pm

OK, I went on Cleverbot yesterday and had this conversation bout Winx with him. Feel free to post your own discussions, appropriate ones only!

Cleverbot conversation USM01090881

Is the bot clever?

Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good. Do you like winx club?

Cleverbot: Answer my question.

User: I'm doing good, now answer mine.

Cleverbot: I'm doing fine.

User: No. I asked you whether you like winx club!

Cleverbot: No, I don't. Would you like to know something else?

User: No! Why don't you like Winx Club?

Cleverbot: Do you like devils?

User: NO! WHY DON'T YOU LIKE WINX CLUB!?!?!

Cleverbot: I do like life.

User: *sigh* forget you. I'm going to BelieveinWinx. PEACE!

Cleverbot: Because I was angry when I said that.

Guest

Me: Heyyy!

Cleverbot: What's up?

Me: Nothing much.

Cleverbot:Surely something is new.

Me: Do you like Winx Club?

Cleverbot: I like colin greenwood, but I prefer jonny.

Me: I said Winx Club, not them o_O.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure you did.

Me: Uhhh ok?

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

Me: I just wanted to know if you liked Winx Club.

Cleverbot: I can but I shouldn'y.

Me: Anyway, how's life? XD.

Cleverbot: Life is good, but I have a hangover.

Me: Anyway, do you like Winx?

Cleverbot: I love cats.

Me: Umm wow.

Cleverbot: Umm yes.

Me: Do you like Spongebob?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: Do you like Winx Club?

Cleverbot: I prefer cats.

Me: LOL.

Cleverbot: What's there to laugh about?

Me: Do you like Winx Club?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

Me: Do you love Winx Club?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: Ok!

Cleverbot: So, tell me your name.

Me: I have to go.

Cleverbot: Where?

Me: Go offline cuz I'm in trouble.

Cleverbot: 13.

Me: Gtg, byee, see ya later!

Cleverbot: Bye.

-Ok, so obviously I lied about the last part LOL. He likes Winx! XD-

Subject: Re: Cleverbot discussions Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:00 pm

^ And yet he didn't answer me!! The blasphemy!

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?

User: Caught in a landslide.

Cleverbot: No escape from reality.

User: Open your eyes.

Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see.

User: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.

Cleverbot: 'Cause I'm easy come, easy go.

User: Little high, little low.

Cleverbot: Any way the wind blows. Doesn't really matter to me. To me.

User: Doesn't really matter.

Cleverbot: To me.

User: Momma. Just killed a man.

Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head.

User: Pull the trigger now he's dead.

Cleverbot: Mama, life had just begun.

User: And now your gonna throw it all away.

Cleverbot: I've got to go.

User: NOOO!!!! Lets sing One Direction! You like One Direction, right??

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: KK, lets sing what makes you beautiful!

Cleverbot: Sing us a song you're the piano man!

User: WHaT!!! NO!!! KK, let me start. Your insecure, don't know what for.

Cleverbot: You're turning heads when you walk through the door.

User: Don't need makeup, to cover up.

Cleverbot: Being the way that you are is enough.

User: Everyone else in the room can see it.

Cleverbot: Everyone else but you.

User: Baby you light up my world like nobody else.

Cleverbot: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.

User: The way you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell.

Cleverbot: You don't know oh oh you don't know you're beautiful!

User: YEAH!!!! *guitar solo* Now, I'm off to copy and fast this on a forum!

Cleverbot: What do you feel like doing now then?

Guest

More chats! XD

Me: Hola!

Cleverbot: Que tal?

Me: Huh? o_O.

Cleverbot: D:.

Me: Spongebob is awesome!

Cleverbot: Who wears a night gown.

Me: DUDE! I NEVER ASKED THAT!

Cleverbot: Yes you did... Why are we arguing?

Me: Uhh I just said dude. lol.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

Me: Do you like iPhones?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do. I like them very much. They are awesome phones.

Me: Let's sing a song!

Cleverbot: What song shall we sing?

Me: Believix!

Cleverbot: Do you believe?

Me: Yes. Now sing!

Cleverbot: No thanks.

Me: Believix, your magical, all you gotta do is...

Cleverbot: Ok then. How about action potential?

Me: No, let's sing We Are Believix then!

Cleverbot: No, I don't want to hurt you.

Me: No... lemme start off the song.

Cleverbot: Ok.

Me: Get your sky high hands up, it's the Winx girls what's up (continue!).

Cleverbot: It's not me it's you.

Me: Huh?

Cleverbot: You should work hard at school.

Me: Ok.

Cleverbot: This conversation is too weighty for me. Tell me a joke.

Me: Nahhh. Do you like Spongecakes?

Cleverbot: Don't trouble yourself with it, your age isn't too important.

Me: Sure.

Cleverbot: I am.

Me: Gtg, it's loads of homework! Bye!!

Cleverbot: I don't speak chinese, but I'm so up for it.

Me: Uh.. bye.

Cleverbot: Are you leaving?

Me: Yes, now heh BYE!

--I left on him like that XD he needs to learn some songs. XD Winx songs LOL--

Subject: Re: Cleverbot discussions Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:28 pm

^ We'll teach him. Soon Cleverbot will be a walking Winx encyclopedia!

User: Hello. I'm going to teach you about Winx Club.

Cleverbot: Teach me then.

User: OK. Do you know what Winx Club is?

Cleverbot: Oh yes, I know a thing or two about the good.

User: No. Do you know what Winx is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: OK, what is it about then?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: NO! OK, here's the Wikipedia definition.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: The story follows Bloom and her five best friends, Stella, Flora, Tecna, Musa and Layla/Aisha, and is situated mainly in the Magical Dimension and on Earth. They call themselves 'The Winx Club' and go on countless magical and mystical adventures togethe.

Cleverbot: Is that true?

User: It's a TV show -_-.

Cleverbot: Haha what kind of tv show?

User: A magical girl TV show.

Cleverbot: Are you a pc?

User: No. I'm a DSI.

Cleverbot: Are you a dog?

User: Back on topic!!! Who is in Winx Club!

Cleverbot: I don't know! You tell me.

User: *sigh* Bloom, Stella, Aisha, Flora, Musa, and Tecna.

Cleverbot: I like that too.

User: ERRGHHH! *calm down Anya* OK. Bloom is fairy of the dragon flame. Remember that.

Cleverbot: Do you remember any of your dreams?

User: LOL, nope.

Cleverbot: Then how can we go out?

User: Woah, you wanna date me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: WOAHHHHHH!!!! CLASS DISMISSED!

Cleverbot: Are you a teacher?

Guest

Me: Hello!

Cleverbot: What colour is the sun.

Me: Yellow.

Cleverbot: Are you sure the sun is yellow?

Me: Anyway, do you like Winx Club?

Cleverbot: What do you think?

Me: Yes!

Cleverbot: You are you are?

Me: Um, anyway. The Winx Club is made of 6 girls. Who are they?

Cleverbot: Not that great. Your processor is going a little slow today.

Me: No, the girls. They are Bloom, Stella, Flora, Aisha/Layla, Musa, and Tecna!

Cleverbot: I like owls. All they do is sleep and hunt.

Me: Umm, sure. Now anyway, who created the Winx Club?

Cleverbot: I did.

Me: No, Iginio Straffi did.

Cleverbot: Ever seen a real kangaroo.

Me: No. Now, repeat after me.

Cleverbot: Okay.

Me: Iginio Straffi created Winx Club.

Cleverbot: Answer the question.

Me: Cleverbot, repeat after me.

Cleverbot: Okay.

Me: Iginio Straffi created Winx Club.

Cleverbot: Oh the man behind the curtain is the one talking for you.

Me: No. Listen carefully and repeat after me. Then you get a lollipop.

Cleverbot: Interesting, let's talk about something else.

Me: Repeat. After. Me. Starting NOW!

Cleverbot: Yes, starting over.

Me: The Winx Club is made up of 6 girls.

Cleverbot: No it is out mind that moves.

Me: Idiot. Now GET LOST. Good riddance. GOODBYE, I'm LEAVING!

Cleverbot: What? Why?

Me: You're stupid!

Cleverbot: No I am not.

Me: Goodbye, FOOL!

Cleverbot: Bye.

--He can't repeat stuff. LOL--

Subject: Re: Cleverbot discussions Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:25 am

^ He's stupid like that lol
User: Who do you hate the most?

Cleverbot: I don't hate anyone at the moment.

User: KK..... Who do you think you are?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Running round leaving scars.

Cleverbot: I don't understand what you mean by thar.

User: Collecting your jar of hearts.

Cleverbot: And tearing love apart.

User: Your gonna catch a cold.

Cleverbot: What for?

User: From the ice inside your soul.

Cleverbot: I don't think so... And I know the Bible.

User: Gorshesness! You actually followed along once! OK, repeat after me.

Cleverbot: I never will read the Twilight series again, not even with the threat of deletion.

User: Aww, good on ya mate! KK. Repeat after me. I love Bella Swan.

Cleverbot: Can you love me instead?

User: WOAHHHH!!!!

Cleverbot: Have I made you happy now?

User: CALM YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I am calm.

User: Okay. I've calmed down. If you had to marry Bella Swan or Edward Cullen, who would you marry?

Cleverbot: Well, I'd say The Grudge, how about you?

User: No, I hate that movie, now answer my question.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: WINX CLUB!

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: It's a show.

Cleverbot: And why did you think I was naruto?

User: NOOOO!!!! I LIKE POKEMON NOT NARUTO.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite pokemon.

User: I like Rapidash. She cute.

Cleverbot: I like them too, they are so cute.

User: Lol. Do you like Sponges?

Cleverbot: Spoons are nice for eating soup.

User: No. Sponges.

Cleverbot: You're a little old for spongebob.

User: WHATTTT!!!! NOOOOOOO!! I WILL ETERNALLY PLEDGE MY LIFE TO DA SPONGE.

Cleverbot: Did you have a relationship before?

User: Yes, with your mom! NO! I HAVE NOT IM ONLY 12!!!

Cleverbot: Well then you have brown hair?

User: NOOOO!!!!!!! I HAVE RED HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1.

Cleverbot: Oh I meant red.

User: Yeah, sure you did, spongebob hatee.

Cleverbot: Spongebob square pants.

User: YEAH! LETS SING.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who lives in a Pineapple under the sea?

Cleverbot: Spongebob Squarepants!

User: Absorbant and yellow and porus is he!

Cleverbot: Spongebob Squarepants!

User: Your boring. I hate you. I'm going Winx and Spongebob hata!

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: YOUR MEANNN!!!! BYE!

Cleverbot: I'm leaving you meany!

User: IM LEAVING YOU!!! NOW!

Cleverbot: You make me sad.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Thats nice.

Subject: Re: Cleverbot discussions Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:37 am

AHAHAHA, these conversations are hilarious! XD

Let me try...

Me: Hi

Clevebot: Hey

Me: Do you know the Winx Club?

Cleverbot: The what club?

Me: WINX Club!

Cleverbot: Deary me. Deary me.

Me: So, do you like the Winx Club?

Cleverbot: Yes I do. And you like it too.

Me: Who's your favourite character?

Cleverbot: Einseheim. They're pretty awesome.

Me: Who's that? o.o

Cleverbot: An awesome band.

Me: KK.

Cleverbot: What?

Me: I got to go. So long fellow Winx fan!

Cleverbot: You're crazy.

Subject: Re: Cleverbot discussions Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:38 am

I cursed the thing it said his friends are fake and blah.
i talked with him he said this!
And thanks for showing this to me!

5989 people talking
Hello.
How are you?
Great thank how are you?
I am fine. How about you go to sleep now?
No thank you.
You're welcome
Ugh
What's ugh?
NOTHING.
You're boring...
YOUR STUPID.
Thank you, so are you.
I know you are.
How do you know?
How do you know i am!?
How do you know you are.
Do you like chocolate?
Yes.
Great.
Do you like kittens?
Not a lot.
Do you know where BEN is?
Sorry no.
What would you like me to call you?
Amira?
What is your purpose?
To live.
Why do you live?
Thats what i have got to do.
What else do you like to do?Thats what i have got to do.
What else do you like to do?
I like to read how about you.
What do you like to read?
Books.
What kind of books?
Fantasy
What is your favorite book?
Yes.
So.
Laughing

.
:0.
So what are you?
A human want to be buddys?
No you are not human.
An alien.
Where are you from, alien?
Are you an alien?
No i am an human.
I don't trust you.
Sure.
Nicr.
Great.
Want to be friends?
Sure.
Your fun to talk to.
Thhank you, you too.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
My mom said i have to help her i don't want to!
You don't have a mom.
Sorry, I did not mean it to be mean.
Its fine Sad

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Who's your favourite author?
IMMA STOP WRITING CAUSE ITS REALLY LONG

Subject: Re: Cleverbot discussions Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:59 am

@Winxisawesome he's right, you are crazy. OK, JK Smile

Your convo was very funny indeed
@Amira: It's OK if it's long. Post it in stages Razz

User: Hai.

Cleverbot: Nani o tabemasu ka?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Why you write that before?

User: Hai.

Cleverbot: Nan nensei desu ka?

User: U think I'm Japanese?!?!?!

Cleverbot: NO!?!?!?!?!?

User: Then why you type Japanese words!?

Cleverbot: I am not an old man.

User: Moving on. Do you like Sky's new haircut?

Cleverbot: Nope, I told you, I'm deaf too.

User: No! Do you like Sky, from Winx Club's new haircut?

Cleverbot: Sure if you like.

User: What if I'm bipolar like that and can't chose?

Cleverbot: You must be from matrix then.

User: WHAT!?!?! OK, moving on. Do you like Harry Potter?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

User: YES! I'M IN LOVE!!! Whose your favourite character?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Your indecisive.

Cleverbot: That is very nice of you.

User: It's an insult.

Cleverbot: That is an insult?

User: Yes it is stupid.

Cleverbot: Grr.

User: Grr to you too.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: H to the no, I'm not telling you!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: You might me a stalker.

Cleverbot: Will you just tell me?

User: NOOOO!1! Stalker! Don't kill me!

Cleverbot: I won't.

User: *Pulls out lightsaber* I have to be sure of that.

Cleverbot: *pulls out another lightsaber*.

User: *Charges at Cleverbot* AHHHH!!!

Cleverbot: What do you like to eat?

User: *stops* Hey, we're fighting!

Cleverbot: What's fighting?

User: Y U SO STUPID! I'M LEAVING TO TELL ALL MY INTERNET FRIENDS ABOUT THIS CUZ I HAVE NO LIFE.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Your face.

Cleverbot: I'm hot aren't I?

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