St. Nutter Butter's thread of Bad Ideas in magic and practice

Winx Fairy Posts : 10

Hi gurls.

So, like most of you don't know I actually have niche for magic. No, not pulling rabbits out of hats or card tricks, I mean REAL magic.

I do tarot readings, aid in emotional and physical healing through theurgy, and perform both rituals and spells.
Yes, you can do all of this too (with some practice, of course)!

I could talk to you about ways to meet fairies, help your best friend find a boy/girl who's right for her/him through spell casting, or how to become a wizard/witch. But I'm not.

Today's topic deals with bad ideas, and how YOU can avoid them!
First off (and the only thing on the list): The Necronomicon!

Just what is the Necronomicon? Think of the Legedarium, but full of nightmarish creatures from another dimension that are apathetic toward your existence. These entities are very real and can be invoked, evoked and brought into physical reality. However, doing so means that you're stupid!
I did it, and now I realize that I'm stupid!

All the creatures that can be brought forth then lurk inside your mind, manifesting and slowing turning your reality into a ghoulish, disgusting existence that is fueled by nothing but pain and the knowledge that nothing exists. Then, when they finally do manifest into physical reality you realize it is too late and all things that you were scared of come to fruition.

In my case a large, cloaked figure was looking over my shoulder while I was on the computer on night. I literally felt him/it there and he/it began screaming at me. I about cried out of fear and ran upstairs, hoping to get away. When I turned around a small black cloud was hovering over my door. It stared at me for a bit until phasing through the wall. To this day, I'm still horrified by that very moment. Whatever that thing was still impacts me to this very day.

So don't use the Necronomicon. It's a bad book. Stick with fairies and love potions.

yeah I think we should all just stick with spells and potions. That story just horrifies me

Winx Fairy Posts : 10

Winxrox466 wrote:: yeah I think we should all just stick with spells and potions. That story just horrifies me

I'm glad you're not stupid. Then again, you're not a guy and don't instantly think that anything is a good idea.

St. Nutter Butter wrote:

Winxrox466 wrote:: yeah I think we should all just stick with spells and potions. That story just horrifies me

I'm glad you're not stupid. Then again, you're not a guy and don't instantly think that anything is a good idea.

'

ROFL I got a good laugh out of that!

Sirenix Fairy Posts : 5304 Age : 32 Location : New Zealand

Maybe we will, maybe we won't. It's up to us to touch that book or not

Winx Fairy Posts : 10

yukai5 wrote:: Maybe we will, maybe we won't. It's up to us to touch that book or not

It's also your decision to drink bleach, but I'm pretty sure everyone would recommend against it.

Sirenix Fairy Posts : 5304 Age : 32 Location : New Zealand

St. Nutter Butter wrote:

yukai5 wrote:: Maybe we will, maybe we won't. It's up to us to touch that book or not

It's also your decision to drink bleach, but I'm pretty sure everyone would recommend against it.

But how you word it was more of a command, than a recommendation

Winx Fairy Posts : 10

yukai5 wrote:

St. Nutter Butter wrote:

yukai5 wrote:: Maybe we will, maybe we won't. It's up to us to touch that book or not

It's also your decision to drink bleach, but I'm pretty sure everyone would recommend against it.

But how you word it was more of a command, than a recommendation

And how you interpreted it was wrong. Funny how that works.

Sirenix Fairy Posts : 5304 Age : 32 Location : New Zealand

St. Nutter Butter wrote:

yukai5 wrote:

St. Nutter Butter wrote:

yukai5 wrote:: Maybe we will, maybe we won't. It's up to us to touch that book or not

It's also your decision to drink bleach, but I'm pretty sure everyone would recommend against it.

But how you word it was more of a command, than a recommendation

And how you interpreted it was wrong. Funny how that works.

I didn't interpreted it wrong, I just call it how I saw it. You didn't say "I recomend not to use the Necronomicon" but you said:

So don't use the Necronomicon. wrote:

And people WILL interpreted it wrong, or take it the wrong way and see it as a "Don't do this" and usually do the opposite, or gets more curious about it

Winx Fairy Posts : 10

yukai5 wrote:

St. Nutter Butter wrote:

yukai5 wrote:

St. Nutter Butter wrote:

yukai5 wrote:: Maybe we will, maybe we won't. It's up to us to touch that book or not

It's also your decision to drink bleach, but I'm pretty sure everyone would recommend against it.

But how you word it was more of a command, than a recommendation

And how you interpreted it was wrong. Funny how that works.

I didn't interpreted it wrong, I just call it how I saw it. You didn't say "I recomend not to use the Necronomicon" but you said:

And people WILL interpreted it wrong, or take it the wrong way and see it as a "Don't do this" and usually do the opposite, or gets more curious about it

When you warn people what can happen to you if you drink bleach, not many people will drink bleach. That's why you don't hear about many people drinking bleach often.

It's advising against doing something.

» I need some ideas for my fanfic
» Ideas for Ever After High characters
» RPG Game Ideas Help
» Tattoo ideas?
» Episodes ideas